ohmygod you just spilled salt quick spill it again but this time spill it over your shoulder it'll just disappear no one will have to sweep it up or anything quick bad luck bad luck bad luck phew thank god you threw more salt, i was going to kill your dog if you didn't do that.
oh and if you throw it over your right shoulder you're doubly cursed so now throw two more handfuls over your right shoulder. this is strange since normally god hates left handers, but apparently their shoulders are fine.
some people think that this myth came from da vinci's painting, "the last supper." if you look really closely, you'll not only see a symbol of the illuminati, but also that judas has knocked over the salt with his elbow. god, judus don't you know the first step to a bad reputation is spilling the salt and not even putting the salt shaker upright.
okay, scratch what i said earlier about maybe god being cool with left handers. the reason you throw the salt over your shoulder is because the devil is behind your left shoulder waiting for you. it'll blind him and he won't be able to eat you or curse you or whatever he was going to do anyway. try not throwing it over your shoulder. see what happens. maybe the devil just wants to be your friend.
also he gets blinded a lot.
german tradition says that if a guest spills salt they are probably murderers or thieves. so you should probably kill them now. (don't sue me if you do)
salt, dude. salt.
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