foolproof methods way after prom is over for most people:
1) go to sleep. but in a tower. preferably in some woods. if you can, get a dragon to sit outside. someone'll come. and if they don't, well, you get a nice nap.
2) shoot an arrow randomly. if it lands next to a frog, it's probably a princess/prince in disguise. go ahead and bring this to prom.
3) announce that you shall not go on a date with someone who cannot run faster than you. it's a win-win situation. if you don't get a date, you just say it's because no one could run faster than you.
4) go to ebay. or craig's list. if you're feeling indulgent, try amazon.
5) lose a shoe on someone's doorsteps. conveniently put your number on the bottom so that whoever finds it doesn't actually have to explore the city and find someone else who has the same shoe size.
6) carry around a dress or suit. when asked about it, shrug and say, "they were just here a moment ago."
7) bring a cat or dog. if you are pulled to the side and told "no pets," be offended. tell security that you won't stand for your date being insulted as such. you won't actually have a date, but you'll have a companion.
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